Can't wait to begin the fun of New Year 2010.

I'll be getting drunk, stoned, and laid and wish you all the same.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU PEDANTIC LITTLE SHITS!!!

10 days left till my ban on the forum is up.

Then we get to play again.
And I can yell things at you idiots like "You should probably not go to sleep tonight. I have a feeling your dad will come in drunk and naked and beat you.
"See this is because no one loves you. And you are the rare survivors of abortions."

Oh it will be ever so much fun!
I can't wait to make all of you look like the prepubescent garbage munching ass suckers you are.

Just remember...I can be a bigger asshole than any of you. Please give me a reason to so I can prove it and as a result of my clear cut logic being better than anything you can say and me reaming you out for the douchebags you are so I get banned again and yell at a mod for being an asshole.

It's fun for me. This time around 36Holla increased my ban from 7 days to 14 days to a month for fucking with him afterwards. He's a cock-jockey.

And don't worry, I'm actually a nice guy if you have an IQ higher than 70.
Any of these others want to give an intelligent conversation a try? If one of you can do it, I think I would shit myself.

If not, I am quite content to kick your asses all over this forum. Remember, I know more than you.
That's why I'm the goddamn Captain.

Food.

To any carbon-based lifeform, food is essential to continue living on this planet. Unfortunately, our food is slowly becoming under complete control by super-corporations such as Con-Agra.

The things they do to the food and what you actually eat is well described in Food Inc.
What I'd suggest to all of you, is that you go watch this now.

Your food will never look the same again.

THIS JUST IN!
36Holla is a flaming homosexual.
Kitala can't get enough of the cock.
ChaosDragon227 broke his.

that's all the user news for now.

New Boondock Saints.

Open in select cities...FUCK THAT!

It should be open everywhere. But unfortunately, it's probably a movie that "some people" might see the wrong way and go out to shoot some sadistic motherfucker. Funny thing how these "select cities" are probably the ones with the largest homicide rate anyway, and this movie would probably further that.

So to these select few who have gotten to see it. Fuck you. But have a nice day.

If anyone has seen it, please enlighten me to its splendors. Because god knows I wont get to watch it till the fucking thing is out on dvd.

Now I'm the Captain.

And it leaves you scarred. Those aware of astral projection probably know what i mean when i say, Going to other planes hurts.

By viewing this, you've taken your first step into a larger world.

You no doubt have questions that you wish to ask. Or else you'd not have clicked here in the first place.

So ask away...

Any legitimate questions will be responded to by way of PM's. Other questions, the illegitimate and senseless kind, will be met with nothing. Do not attempt to flame or bash, as it will be ignored...unless you believe yourself to be a particularly clever fellow and can make some manner of comical insult, which will be met accordingly.

Do you want to know why?

Then ask.