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My Legend dates back to the 12th Century, you see? It began on a mid-summer day with the sun blazing overhead...no wait! It was a blustery Autumn day...
I was a savory fellow back when it all started, which was in the winter, I recall. I ran with a tough crowd, all the hot babes fought over me that summer, yes...yes that's right, it was summer-a scorching mid-summer day.
I was a dangerous man at the time, and yet, refined somehow, everyone thought so, they still think so to this day...although maybe they didnt think so as much back then. But they definitely said I was dangerous, I'm sure of it. And I know I've always been refined, so they must've been thinking it. Yes, yes indeed, everyone thought and said and talked about how amazing I was. I'm still amazing of course, but no longer the bad boy that I was back then, on that chill, frozen winter day.

I will continue the re-telling of my legend...but first! There will be a five minute break. Stand still and await my return.